Ready...Aim........Fire!

Wow, it boggles the mind how many times I've thought of that phrase over the past few days, in many different contexts.

Fire...

...George W. Bush. Duh. Okay, today, Robert Gates, his nominee for the office of Secretary of Defense said under oath (paraphrased) that the American-led coalition was losing the war in Iraq. I could've told them that before they went in.

...Stephen Harper. Again, duh. You don't get to claim massive surpluses in the budget, then institute a whole shiteload of social spending cuts that are based on unpopular conservative ideology. Shame on you Harpertron 2000! Bad Harpertron! Go to your Pod.

...the West Vancouver Police department. All of them. And the Mayor too. Guys...you can't run a fucking POLICE department like a frat house. Clear out Spanky and Alfalfa, and take Buckwheat, Froggy, Stymie and all the other Little Rascals with you. You've had your chance to serve and protect the city whose eyes have been blackened by your drunk-driving, fraud-loving, National Lampoon Policing antics, make way for people who can prove they have considerably better personal and professional judgement. You want to play a game? Play follow the leader...follow Scott Thompson right out the door.

...Paris Hilton...can she be fired? Does she do anything? Can we fire her from the human race? How about from a cannon? Can we make it a layoff situation (putting aside all puns about One night in Paris) and lay off all the Hollywood starlets who are a waste of time, money and the talents of many an overworked plastic surgeon? I'm thinking Paris can join her new BFF Britney, and The Simpson girls, and Lindsay, and any girl dumb enough to sleep with loud-mouth Wilmer Valderrama in the Pink Slip club, and I don't mean of the lingerie variety.

...Anyone who had anything to do with creating and bring to production the game World of Warcraft. Just because you guys had nothing (or no one) better to do, doesn't mean I should suffer for it. Rodney, my love! Turn away from the Dork side!

Honourable Mentions go to:

*Tom Cruise - Bad Alien Soul! Bad! Go to your pod.
*Perez Hilton - We're all stocked up on Bitchy Queens in this house, take a hike.
*Plato - A-ha! I'll bet you thought I forgot about your dead greek ass after two and a half years! You can still bite me.
*People who are cruel to animals - oh you'd better believe I'd do to you what you do to them if I wasn't such a fine, upstanding citizen.
*The Mean Chicken - you know who you are and what you did.