Unsent, rehashed...

Originally posted on Orkut...

Dear Kraft Peanut Butter 5/4/2004 1:06 PM

Thank you for lunch. It was lovely to see you and Kraft Strawberry
jelly so close.

You've made me very happy.

Sincerely,
SammichLover


Dear Time Magazine 5/4/2004 2:03 PM

I am writing to express my deep displeasure in not being named
Person of the Year yet again.

If you continue to ignore my obvious candidacy, I shall be forced
to unleash my megalomaniacal tendencies on the unsuspecting
world.

Sincerely,
Me