Friday, September 09, 2005

Who would you...?

A while back, Jette was telling me about this poll going around one of her forums, the top 10 fictional characters you would sleep with, and I sort of set out to create my own list. Sadly, I'm pathetic, and I really struggled to round it up to the point that I padded it with an real life entrant because of the actor who played him. Is that cheating? Probably, but it's my list, and it's my game, so bite me (and if you happen to be any of the people on the list, may I add a *PLEASE* to that last statement).

Fancy's Fantasy Fictional Fucks

1. Dallas Beaudine (Fancy Pants by Susan Elizabeth Phillips)
2. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11/12 circa 2001/2004)
3. Roux (Chocolat, 2000)
4. Elena de la Vega/Elena Montero (The Mask of Zorro, 1998...Catherine's mine people, back off!)
5. Dr. (Marvin) Leo Marcus (Will & Grace)
6. Jeff Stevens (If Tomorrow Comes by Sidney Sheldon)
7. John Mellors (Lady Chatterly's Lover)
8. Achilles (Troy, 2004)
9. Odysseus (Troy 2004)
10. Pierre Elliott Yves Trudeau (Trudeau, 2002 [CBC Production])

You can't fault me for my last choice...I've heard PET was incredibly charismatic, and Colm Feore oozes charisma that makes me want to do tender-but-bad things.

Honorable mentions go out to:
1. Every character Catherine Zeta Jones has ever played
2. Satine from Moulin Rouge
3. Dr. Julian Mercer from Something's Gotta Give


At 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 3:45 AM, Blogger jette said...

I can't remember if I told you mine or not... mine are mostly book characters that you probably don't recognize, but hey, here it is.

1) Spike from Buffy/Angel

2) Jamie Fraser from Gabaldon's Outlander series

3) Tara from Buffy

4) Paul Bettany's tennis character in Wimbledon or his Chaucer character in Knight's Tale

5) a bronze dragonrider from the Anne McCaffrey series(really doesn't matter which one, although in my Dragonrider dreams I impressed a bronze *g*)

6) Sawyer from Lost

7) Greg from CSI

8) Phedre from Carey's Kushiel series

9) Jondalar and/or Ayla from the Clan of the Cave Bear series (those books are practically porn!)

10) I know there is someone from ASOIAF - but it's been so long since I read it. I seem to think Jamie Lannister but that just can't be right. Everything I remember about Jamie is bad.....


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