WMDs my Ass

I was right. Gee, it happens so often, it's getting a little boring.

Today, Charles Duelfer said he was going to make some minor revisions to his interim report from October, but essentially, the White House has confirmed that official inspections and searches for any Weapons of Mass Destruction have been called off, having found nothing. Sad, pathetic, ridiculous.

Sad: It's so sad that so many people have died in Iraq after being led there by the Pied Piper George W. Bush and he's merry little band of lying billionaires.

Pathetic: It's pathetic that so many people still put their trust in a leader who duped half of an entire country into giving him the mandate.

Ridiculous: We get to look forward to 4 fucking more fucking years. Fuck.

And no one can point their fingers at Rod or I and accuse us of being duped. Our distrust of George W. Bush is so massive from the very start of his run at the Presidency that we were on the record at the time of his attempts to justify going into Iraq as saying (direct quote), "PFFFFFFFT." That's right. Shrubya opened his mouth, and we just rolled our eyes because he had ZERO cred with us.

I said there was no way there were WMDs in Iraq; Even before the High Priests of Neo-Conservativism like William Safire jumped on it, I knew that the UN's Oil-for-Food programme was corrupt. Everyone knew. What has Saddam been doing since 1991? Getting fatter, older, more senile and more despotic, but more importantly, he was too busy getting rich to pay attention to the fact that there was no way his quest for WDMs was being fulfilled because all the money was going into private accounts.

I said most of the weapons and production capabilities were dismantled after the Inspections of the early 90's. I said that whatever weapons were hidden away from those inspections were most likely sold off to make more money. I sarcastically asked, "What, is the *snicker* Coalition of the Willing going to supply their troops with shovels and tell them to dig up the whole country until they hit pay-WDMs?"

Sometimes it's good to be a cynic. It saves face and allows me the privilege of pointing, laughing and jumping about triumphantly chanting 'Told you So' over and over and over again.