Well, I'll be buggered!

Paul Martin does own a pair!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/cpress/20051118/ca_pr_on_wo/apec_martin_bush

Okay, so they aren't the biggest pair at the table, but I always thought Paul was a eunich. That our leader would actually do something to get on the bad side of the (sadly) "Most Powerful Man in the World" is enough to make me reconsider my eunich theory in earnest.